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Things You Should Not Say To A Security Guard When Caught Stealing Coins From A Mall Fountain

1. "Isn't there a robbery at the Orange Julius you should be investigating?"

2. I'm searching for a hard to find 1998 nickel."

3. "DUH!! The Gap is having a sale!"

4. "Did you know that it now costs 35 cents to make a phone call?"

5. "Thanks idiot...I had just made a wish that I could clean the fountain out and not get caught! Way to ruin that wish!!"

6. "Have you seen that really cool gumball machine in the food court? It rolls down a spiral ramp!"

7. "I'm at the last level of Mortal Kombat IV and I need another quarter."

8. "I'm trying to match the exact amount of your worthless paycheck you Barney Fife wannabe!"

9. "See..I need a quarter to make a phone call to my Kleptomaniacs Anonymous sponsor and that's why I'm stealing the quarters in the fountain. I NEED HELP MAN!!!"

10. "Ummmm...I'm looking for beer money?"

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Things You Should Not Say To A Security Guard When Caught Stealing Coins From A Mall Fountain<br /> <br /> 1. "Isn't there a robbery at the Orange Julius you should be investigating?"<br /> <br /> 2. I'm searching for a hard to find 1998 nickel."<br /> <br /> 3. "DUH!! The Gap is having a sale!"<br /> <br /> 4. "Did you know that it now costs 35 cents to make a phone call?"<br /> <br /> 5. "Thanks idiot...I had just made a wish that I could clean the fountain out and not get caught! Way to ruin that wish!!"<br /> <br /> 6. "Have you seen that really cool gumball machine in the food court? It rolls down a spiral ramp!"<br /> <br /> 7. "I'm at the last level of Mortal Kombat IV and I need another quarter."<br /> <br /> 8. "I'm trying to match the exact amount of your worthless paycheck you Barney Fife wannabe!"<br /> <br /> 9. "See..I need a quarter to make a phone call to my Kleptomaniacs Anonymous sponsor and that's why I'm stealing the quarters in the fountain. I NEED HELP MAN!!!"<br /> <br /> 10. "Ummmm...I'm looking for beer money?"<br /> <br /><center><font size="3"><a href="http://www.justbulletins.com">Funny Myspace Comments</a></font></center><br /><center><font size="3"><a href="http://www.boredusa.com">Bored To Death? - Click Here</a></font></center>

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